December 2011
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Ryan and Kelly, you share a great sense of ethics and values and live life with a philosophical outlook. Your relationship is filled with pop culture, abstract thought, imagination and mystery. Each of you showers the other with affection and totally adores any affection you receive in turn. The giving of fancy gifts, breakfast in bed and weekend getaways are common occurrences in a relationship...
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Jimmy was always more concerned about everyone else than he was with himself. He...
– Brandon Saller on The Rev (via undeadcultoure6661)
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Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on...
– The Joker (Batman: The Killing Joke - 1988 by Alan Moore)